I’m a month and a half late to discover this scathing (to put it lightly) review of Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar in Times Square, but it might be one of the best things I’ve read all year.
Oh my god. You know how sometimes you can look at a word and think, “This is the weirdest thing ever”? T-A-L-K. I mean, what the hell. How is that a homophone of “tock”? It should be like “tall” with a “k” sound at the end. Or maybe even like the first part of “tally” with a “k” sound, but instead you don’t pronounce the “l” at all. Whoa.